December 5th

Hello, Mr Ellis have you been before

Or do you daily dentist ignore

Have you become a herbivore

'I've been a little unwilling'

Come in, relax and please lie down

I'll grab my light and look around

Oh look at what I have found

A hole that needs some filling

I've never really had a problem

I've stuck to the oral curriculum

Now I'm feeling all mouth solemn

That's lowered my morale

Your teeth are really excellent

With healthy hygiene highly apparent

My mouth was quietly jubilant

This one needs root canal

Face is sad and feeling sorrow

Further meetings hard to swallow

Booked in for a filling tomorrow

I've got my appointment docket

I hope the work is not too intensive

As I'm feeling a little pensive

This dental practice is expensive

Feeling the pain in my pocket