Early morning for the wife and I
Grumpy as always, but I do try
‘You’ll be finished first so could you pop
Up to Tesco to do the Friday big shop’
‘Here is your list and card for reward scheme’
In to the biggest shop I’ve ever seen
I’m all for equal rights, but try avoid big shop if I can
Shopping just isn’t for me, I’m not a fan
This coffee is instant sugared and ground
But more expensive buy at least three pounds
I’m a sucker for a bargain table
An aisle end or red and yellow label
Fabric conditioner! My dizziness enhances
Two lanes, six deep, I’ll take my chances
Made sure I got a summery breeze flavour
Hold it up high, a shopping victory to savour
This was the right one; I found it in all these lanes
Since found out it’s not conditioner it’s for removing stains!
This is only a pound and save money on that
Three for the price of two on shoes for your cat
His and hers matching cups and saucers
Earn double points on the complete works of Chaucer
Retailers I buy anything when I darken your door
If you say it’s cheaper now than it was before
So consumerism you are the devil
I can’t help but react to ‘eye level is buy level’
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