Monday, 19 December 2011

December 7th

Because I can, because I should
Because you said I never could
Because you never asked me why
Because I've just begun to try
Because I wanted to let you know
Because I had to give it a go
Because I made myself a plan
Because you'd never understand
Because no one had done it before
Because I could no longer ignore
Because nothing is handed to you
Because I was feeling impromptu
Because I just wanted to see
Because I'm just becoming me
Because I felt I got left behind
Because my words opened my mind
Because I'm having too much fun
Because they said it couldn't be done

Thursday, 15 December 2011

December 6th

The music played, I was young again
I was able to life suspend
I was with my closest friends
I was sensory surrounded
I was taken back to being eighteen
Enveloped by the modern Mod scene
Lost in the memory smoke screen
Ears ringing and mind astounded
The days of being trouble free
No future plans of responsibility
Came flooding back so beautifully
My eyes had little tears
We were confident, a little Machiavelli
T.F.I Friday was on the telly
Now greying hair and bigger belly
What happened to those years
I love how music takes you back
A place,a time, a single track
Memories boxed and neatly stacked
Forever to remain
Until these components again I find
Until the stars are realigned
It'll stay forever in my mind
And I'll never feel old again

December 5th

Hello, Mr Ellis have you been before
Or do you daily dentist ignore
Have you become a herbivore
'I've been a little unwilling'
Come in, relax and please lie down
I'll grab my light and look around
Oh look at what I have found
A hole that needs some filling
I've never really had a problem
I've stuck to the oral curriculum
Now I'm feeling all mouth solemn
That's lowered my morale
Your teeth are really excellent
With healthy hygiene highly apparent
My mouth was quietly jubilant
This one needs root canal
Face is sad and feeling sorrow
Further meetings hard to swallow
Booked in for a filling tomorrow
I've got my appointment docket
I hope the work is not too intensive
As I'm feeling a little pensive
This dental practice is expensive
Feeling the pain in my pocket

December 4th

As we had toward another anniversary
My love was a seed, you're it's nursery
You're my primary, secondary and tertiary
This is my way of showing
I knew as soon as we came together
That'll it would be you and me forever
Just put your trust in the magic feather
I hope this finds you knowing
You are my constant,my guiding light
You're never wrong, I'm never right
You are the angel in my delight
Our lives together dawning
From now until the apocalypse
Until Southend with a bag of chips
We'll have each other and replacement hips
I'll see you every morning
You inspire and encourage me daily
I love you like Fornby loved the ukulele
As important as hummus is to an Israeli
As funny as you are lovely
So everyday let me see your face
and hug me with your warm embrace
be surrounded by your godly grace
You're small but always above me

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

December 3rd


I feel I’m losing my word battle
Herding words around like cattle
Desperately trying to originate
Unable to phrase formulate
Stopped in my funny tracks
Too far gone to go back
I can see the finish line
The first place trophy is mine
The marathon has be exhausting
With continual brain contorting
But I seemed to have tamed my herds
Careful control over new found words
Empty pages are slowly filling
Linger, ponder and general milling
Hoping that the words are found
So I can bring it all around
When I started my daily dedication
Before it became an infatuation
I used to enjoy my distraction
But I can’t get no satisfaction
My passion has now become a chore
I’m writing things I’ve written before

December 2nd


An amazing year, but the pressure is on
The last leg with my poem baton
I won’t miss it when it’s gone
It’s become a nuisance
How to follow up and proceed
If I actually complete the deed
What a thrill if I do succeed
Reward for my persistence
Comedy has been pushed my way
Could I write a funny dossier?
I’ll try to reheat that soufflĂ©
What could possibly go wrong?
Oh the happiness I could bring
If I could conquer word jestering
Throw a wit punch in the laughter ring
Is that where my head belongs
But I won’t forget the poetry
This has set my mind free
Be as great as you can be
Look up instead of down
I could do it, there is no question
Evolve my hilarity into a profession
Join me as I accept my accession
I’ll happy take that crown

Monday, 12 December 2011

December 1st


When shall we three meet again?
Toast once more with apple champagne
To continue on our worldly reign
My two greatest friends
Be it comedy, music or F.A’s
Great memories of the greatest days
Never failing to amaze
Always good to soul cleanse
When together, it’s time I treasure
Discussing past times at our leisure
Your welcoming is my pleasure
You constantly enthral
Just chatting over a few beers
Worlds align, worry disappears
You are my other 2 Musketeers
All for one, one for all
Next year we will start surprising
Our minds expand as we begin comprising
Look out world because we’re uprising
Confident and urbane
We are continually world berating
Making us laugh whilst self deprecating
We are all geniuses laying in waiting
Until we three meet again