I’m too fat and hairy to be a convincing Mod
My frame in a skinny suit makes me look odd
And when on a Vespa, my hair like a dodgy wig
I look like I’m on a kids bike cos I’m far too big
When I put my desert boots on for walking the street
I get blisters on my toes cos of my extremely wide feet
When down in Brighton, instead of looking for a rocker
You’ll find me in a coffee shop, drinking a skinny mocha
I don’t believe in Heaven, but if there is a God
I think he’s trying to keep me from ever being a Mod
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