An old couple sat opposite me in a pub
Waiting on their recently purchased grub
Anticipating the upcoming mastication
They plunge into inevitable conversation
It’s not like you to have a curry dish
You normally opt for a simple burger or fish
I just fancied it, you know, for a change
Well don’t blame me if it comes out all strange
The trouble with curry is the sauce and the spice
You had it once before, you said it wasn’t very nice
There was a picture on the menu, it looked fine
Well don’t think that you’re having any of mine
Oh it’s a Thai curry, that’s worse than the Indian
Yeah but it comes with rice, poppadom and Naan
Bloody hell that’s loads, you won’t eat all that
Or maybe you will, you are getting a bit fat
There was a menu and you made your choice
Alright aright, don’t raise your voice
The food arrived and with no time to waste
Both dive straight in to have a taste
Mines alright but its only okay
Kind of mediocre you know everyday
This is really tasty both spicy yet mild
At this point her husband begins to get riled
Well I’m not happy with this, as of his food he bores
I don’t want this; can I have some of yours?
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