So Wife’s bonus arrived today, and we had a talk
You can go to Spain for Rock-tober or to New York
Didn’t want to let my sister down or see her weep
But I've chosen to go to the city that never sleeps
New York New York, here we come soon
Where Jay-Z raps and Ol’ blue eyes croons
I am so looking forward, I really can’t wait
Going to get drunk in New York, wow, what a State!
Looking forward to Central Park and all the young Americans
Maybe seeing some bands like Photon with Gillian
I’ve heard New York is just like a film set
I’m going to be a shark when I get off that jet
It’s where a Ghostbusters haunting did occur
It's where Leo Bloom became a producer
It’s where Kurt Russell tried to escape from
And Dustin as Tootsie was a convincing woman
Its where Three men had a baby to host
It’s where Whoopi spoke through Swayze’s Ghost
It’s where Sally fell for Harry and who could blame her
It’s where we got caught in a messy divorce with the Kramer’s
Requiem for a dream and other such epiphanies
It’s where Hannibal had his Breakfast at Tiffany’s
It’s where Gordon Gekko had his first and final
It’s where Tom and Marta played out their Vinyl
So New York here we come, my flag is unfurled
Get ready for the Odd couple and my own Funny Girl
So damn good.
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